Stats/Math Jokes — best jokes

- Teacher: What's 2 and 2

- Pupil: 4

- Teacher: That's good

- Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

- Teacher: Are you good at math?

- Pupil: Yes and no

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

- Ann! - the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window.

- If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I?

- Thirty two!

- Why did you say that?

- Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad!

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
→ The multiplication table.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
→ A senior high school math problem.

The teacher came up with a good problem.

- Suppose, there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left? - she asked the second-graders.

- None - answered little Norman.

- None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.

- Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said:

- if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?

- Somebody else's pants.

- Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

- Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

- Teacher, I can't solve this problem.

- Any five year old should be able to solve this one.

- No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

- Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!