Sport Jokes — best jokes

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
→ The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
→ Because they can't stop saving their work.

Where does the Internet football team play?
→ Webley.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?
→ The players all drowned in spring training.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?
→ Four guys watching a baseball game.

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . .

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive - there's no water in that pool!"
"That's all right," said the man.
"I can't swim!"

What's a big game hunter?
→ Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
→ Because she was a knockout!

This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh.

- Did it win?

- No, it came seventh.