Sport Jokes — best jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
→ They had to pay the jockey overtime!

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
→ He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
→ He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'
'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.' 'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor ansvered. 'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
→ They wanted another excuse to watch football.

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Where did the Gorilla play baseball?
→ In the bush leagues, of course!