Sport Jokes — best jokes

Who is the fastest runner in history.
→ Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
→ When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
→ In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?
→ They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?
→ Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
→ Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why are pigs such great football fans?
→ They're always rooting.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
→ The Olympigs!

What position does the pig play in football?
→ Loinback.

Sports fad invented by pigs:
Mud wrestling.