Relationships — best jokes

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?
→ He has a bath more than once a month.

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
→ Dump him.

What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness?
→ You're in the wrong house.

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Why do men like love at first sight?
→ It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like smart women?
→ Opposites attract.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
→ Telling you his real name.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
→ A power failure.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
→ We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

Men are like mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.