Relationships — best jokes

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
→ You're the purrfect cat for me!

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
→ She didn't suit his taste!

Two cannibals were having lunch.

- 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other.

- 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, I'm going to miss her terribly.'

- First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

- Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper!

What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
→ 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

- 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days.

- 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot?

- First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

- Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

What happens when two burgers fall in love?
→ They live together in holy meatrimony!

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her!

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