Political Jokes — best jokes

How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?
→ There is White-out on the screen.

Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
→ Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
→ Because they could spell it.

- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House.

- Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
→ Because he filed as head of the household.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
→ Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
→ Absolutely nothing.

When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
→ When he married outside of his family.