Political Jokes — best jokes

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton".

"What bad things did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

- Do you know the 20th President of the United States?

- No, we were never introduced!

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
→ The second one!

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
→ They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!

What political party entices most Gorillas?
→ The Treepublican Party!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
→ The nightmayor.