Medicine — best jokes

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world? "The Dentist will see you now."

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
→ Fill me in when you get back

What did the dentist say to the computer?
→ This won't hurt a byte

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
→ He was already taking out a tooth

Where does the dentist get his gas?
→ At the filling station

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
→ Looking for the Root Canal

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
→ A molar bear

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
→ He braces himself

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
→ Caps and robbers

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
→ A month later he was picking his teeth