Medicine — best jokes

- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...

- What's wrong with them?

- They keep slipping out from under my arms!

- Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

- Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

- Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.

- Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

- Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

- Stick your foot out and trip it up!

- Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?

- Yes - here's a kite!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

- Didn't I see you yesterday?

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

- Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

- Use a pencil till I get there

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
→ When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!