Salad And Cabbage
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
→ Lettuce alone!
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Random joke from this category
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Strawberry Jam
What did 1 strawberry say to another?
→ If you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!
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Knock Knock Wannup
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- I wannup.
- I wannup who?
- You do! I didn't need to know that!
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Hummingbird Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird - A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
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Knock Knock Ketchup
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Ketchup.
- Ketchup who?
- Catch up with me and I'll tell you!
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Purrfect Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals?
→ Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
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Mr. Clean In Hospital
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
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One-Eyed Dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
→ A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Presidential Anagram
The following phrase:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Coincidence? I think not!
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Pun Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.