Language Jokes — best jokes

Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby?
→ Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

- It can't go on! It can't go on!

- What can't go on?

- This baby's vest - it's too small for me.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
→ You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid.

"What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.

"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?