Language Jokes — best jokes

- Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath?

- Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

What happened when the barman died?
→ The police held an inn-quest

Where do Martians drink beer?
→ At a mars bar!

How do barmen surf the web?
→ On the Gin-ternet.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
→ Ok you 2, dont start anything

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

Two men walked into a bar.

You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.

The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the brain.

"You're already out of your head."