Language Jokes — best jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?
→ Poke him in the eye

- Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?

- Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
→ Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

What do Scottish owls sing?
→ Owld Lang Syne.

What do confused owls say?
→ Too-whit-to-why?

What does an educated owl say?
→ Whom.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"
→ He was studying foreign languages.

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

What language do birds speak?
→ Pigeon English!