Language Jokes — best jokes

What is a frog's favorite dance?
→ The Lindy Hop.

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
→ An Ocean "Liner"

These two friends are about to go to a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said:

- If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.

They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says:

- Would I?

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
→ Because they both looked sharp!

What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Vaults.

What do baby swans dance to?
→ Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!

Which dances do the burgers do best?
→ The burger-loo and the char char!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?
→ He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What is good for your soul but not your soles?
→ Linedancing!