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End of Summer Dance
What dance do you do when summer is over?
→ Tango (tan go).
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What dance do you do when summer is over?
→ Tango (tan go).
What dance do hippies hate?
→ A square dance.
What dance did the Pilgrims do?
→ The Plymouth Rock.
What animals are poor dancers?
→ Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
→ He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
How do they dance in Arabia?
→ Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."
Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
→ To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Where can you dance in California?
→ San Fran-disco
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Fang Tango.