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Zombie's Favorite Song
What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
→ Dead sails in the sunset.
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What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
→ Dead sails in the sunset.
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?
→ Pete.
What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
→ One composes and the other decomposes.
How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five!...
Six!...
Seven!...
Eight!
What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
→ A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!
What do cars do at the disco?
→ Brake dance.
What do tired line dancers do?
→ They Line Down :-)
Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!
What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!