Language Jokes — best jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?
→ They prefer to use Norse code.

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!

- Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does!

- What does it do?

- It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!

- What?

- Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!

When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
→ Take the words right out of his mouth.

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!

What are 3 two letter words that say small?
→ Is it in.

How would a blonde punctuate the following? "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
→ Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

How does a horny guy spell relief?
→ B-L-O-N-D-E.

What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
→ Talk

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.

It's called Genitalia.