Random joke from this category
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.
- What part? - the mother asked.
- I play a Jewish husband - the boy replied.
- Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!
A little boy came running into the kitchen. He said:
- Dad, dad, there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face.
- Tell him you've already got one - said his father.
- Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?
- No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.
- Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.
- Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?
- Counselor: Eggs.
- Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!
What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
→ Coloured scrambled eggs
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
→ He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
