Kids Jokes — best jokes

- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

- Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.

- Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?

- Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

- Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?

- That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!

- Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

- Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

- Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?

- Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

- Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?

- Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up.

- I'll never do that again - he complained to his Dad.

- Did she frighten off the fish? - enquired Dad.

- No - replied Tim.

- She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots.

The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked:

- How many have you caught?

- You're the tenth this morning - was the reply.

An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. "Little boy," she called, "don't you know you shouldn't go fishing on a Sunday?" "I'm not going fishing, ma'am," he called back, "I'm going home."

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father:

- How does this boat float?

The father replied:

- Don't rightly know son.

A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked:

- How do fish breath underwater?

Once again the father replied:

- Don't rightly know son.

A little later the boy asked his father:

- Why is the sky blue?

Again, the father repied:

- Don't rightly know son.

Finally, the boy asked his father:

- Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?

The father replied:

- Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn nothin'.