Instrument Jokes — best jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?
→ He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
→ Because he liked sole music!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
→ Because he liked sole music!

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?
→ A flat back four!

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
→ A snake in the brass!

- Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean?

- Pupil: Eighty

- Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests?

- Yes, sir.

- Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.

"What's the matter?!" she asked.

"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.

"What are you talking about?"

"We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
→ The piggalo (piccalo).

What instrument do piggys play in a band?
→ Pigcussion!