The Genie Lamp

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The guy that walked into the bar asks the man:

- What's in the bag?

The man pulls out a genie lamp. The guy says:

- Wow! Can I have one of your wishes?

The man says:

- I don't know. Rub the lamp and see.

So the guy rubs the lamp and out pops the genie. The genie says:

- You may have one wish.

The guy wishes for a million bucks. The genie says:

- Your wish is granted, - and goes back into the genie bottle.

Just then one million ducks walk into the bar. The guy says:

- I didn't wish for a million ducks.

The man replies:

- Yeah, and I wished for a twelve inch pianist.