Food Jokes — best jokes

- I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.

- That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

- If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?

- It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.

- It looks like rain today.

- Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

- Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?

- It scares away the flies.

- This bread is stale.

- It wasn't last week.

- How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

- I gave you too much. It should be wading.

- Hey, there's a fly in my soup!

- Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

- Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?

- Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

- Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

- Look at who they have to serve.

- What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

- Don't ask me. I only laid the table.