Food Jokes — best jokes

- Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there!

- Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak!

- They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my custard!

- I'll fetch him a spoon sir!

- Waiter, is there soup on the menu?

- No, madam I wiped it off!

- Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream!

- Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year!

- Waiter! Have you got frogs' legs?

- No, sir, I always walk this way

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

- Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

- Because I'm a short order cook.

- Why are you taking so long to order?

- I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

- I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.

- What bait are you using?