Food Jokes — best jokes

"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this!
There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"

"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

- Sir you haven't touched your custard.

- I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline!

- Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter!

- I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet!

- Waiter, there is a frog in my soup!

- Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him!

- Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!

- No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one!

- Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table!

- It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune!

- Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?

- Not him again, he's in here every night!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup!

- Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean!

- Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae?

- Skiing sir!

- Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots!

- Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by!