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Witch's Favorite Cooking
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
→ Gnomelettes.
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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
→ Gnomelettes.
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?
→ Both are a glaze
Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?
→ To make heat lightning
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
→ Candy Canes
How is a hailstone like an onion?
→ They are both whitish and have layers
- Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
- Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
- Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.
- Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
- How do you make a pig float?
- Just give him an inner tube.
- Can you make a pig shake?
- Tell him the wolf is coming.
- Can you make a pig cooler?
- Sure, spray him with a hose.