Festival Jokes — best jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
→ One to three for breaking and entering.

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
→ The Oyster Bunny!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
→ They lived hoppily ever after!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
→ He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
→ Coloured scrambled eggs

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
→ They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
→ With a hare dryer!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
→ He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
→ Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!