Festival Jokes — best jokes

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

- Ghost: Are you coming to my party?

- Spook: Where is it?

- Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
→ At the basketball.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare (air) mail.

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.