Festival Jokes — best jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
→ Hop suey!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
→ One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
→ Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
→ Because it's always on a sundae!

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare mail!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
→ Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!