Festival Jokes — best jokes

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
→ I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
→ The Easter Blarney!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
→ It's a tender tail!

- Why are you studying your Easter candy?

- I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

- Would you like something from my Easter basket?

- Sure!

- Here. Have some plastic grass.

- Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

- Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
→ The Easter Bunana!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
→ An Easter basket case!

- Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

- Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

- Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

- Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"