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Zombie Celebration
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
→ They paint the town dead!
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Halloween Meets Christmas
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
→ A ghoul Yule!
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Dangerous Trick-Or-Treating
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
→ On the psycho path!
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Grass Skirt Trick-Or-Treaters
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
→ Because it was Hulaween!
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Halloween Meets Independence Day
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
→ The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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Party Guest List
- Girl 1: Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?
- Girl 2: Sure. The more, the scarier!
Birds Say Trick-Or-Tweet
What do birds say on Halloween?
→ "Trick-or-tweet!"
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Fishermen On Halloween
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
→ "Trick-or-trout!"
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Spoon Costume
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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Clock And Bird Costume
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
→ It was for 'tick or tweet'!