Farming Jokes — best jokes

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
→ Wheres my tractor!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
→ He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?
→ I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why are farmers cruel?
→ Because they pull corn by the ears.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
→ A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

How does a farmer send messages?
→ By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
→ He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
"Is that bull safe?" someone asked the farmer.
"Safer than you are!" was his answer.