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An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.
They sold each one for a dollar. After counting up their cash, they realized they'd wound up with the same amount of money they'd started out with.
"See!" said Tybe. "Ah told yew we shoulda got a bigger truck!"
Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard?
He thought they were donut seeds.
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden.
He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas."
The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"
What's a fresh vegetable?
→ One that insults a farmer.
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
→ "There's more there than meets the sty."
How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
→ He rides piggyback.
- Farmer: Did you sleep well last night?
- Guest: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.
- Farmer: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
