Dirty Jokes — best jokes

What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
→ Silicone chips.

Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
→ They take off their makeup.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
→ She went looking for the three guys.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
→ She thought her maxi pad had wings

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

A German woman is walking down the street.

Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, "Nein! Nein!" So two guys walk away.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".