Dirty Jokes — best jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?
→ You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
→ The man.

What did the blonde do when she got her period?
→ Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
→ You need a quarter to use the phone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
→ Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
→ When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
→ One that never misses a period.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
→ One's a phony buck.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
→ A know-it-all bitch.