Dirty Jokes — best jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a computer?
→ A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
→ It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

How are women and rocks alike?
→ You skip across the flat ones.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
→ It's not hard.

What is the one thing you will never hear a man say?
→ Her tits are just too big.

Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?
→ A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ Breasts don't have eyes.

What is the difference between medium and rare?
→ 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
→ Men usually miss all three.