Dirty Jokes — best jokes

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!

How does a blonde part their hair?
→ (Action of scissoring legs apart)
→ By doing the splits.

How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
→ She opens the car door.

Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
→ Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.

What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
→ 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
→ They pull up their pants.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
→ A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
→ If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.