Dirty Jokes — best jokes

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
"Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

Whats the difference between purple and pink?
→ The grip.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
→ They don't have balls to scratch.

Why do women have tits?
→ So men will talk to them.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?
→ Her navel.

What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
→ It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

Why don't men fake orgasm?
→ Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Whats the difference between erotic and kinky?
→ Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.