Dirty Jokes — best jokes

Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off?
→ Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore?
→ A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
→ She knows she's given her last blow job.

How is a woman like a condom?
→ Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Why do hunters make the best lovers?
→ Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
→ Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
→ Slow down and use a lubricant.

What is the definition of 'making love'?
→ Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
→ Phone her.

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
→ The swallow.