Dirty Jokes — best jokes

What do blonde's have against condoms?
→ Their cheeks.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?
→ To keep the swelling down.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?
→ Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?
→ Einstein's dick.

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose?
→ Sweetheart!

What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?
→ "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?
→ Practice.

What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
→ When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.