Random joke from this category
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son's room and says "Son do you remember that session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette ?" "Oh yes papa, I remember very well" says the son. "Well son it is time you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing"
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
→ Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.
- Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!
- Girl: Why thank you!
- Boy: Of course, if I was on you...
I would becoming too!
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
→ When beaver starts tasting like shit.
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.
- How do you plead? - asked the judge.
- Guilty or not guilty.
- Not guilty, replied the man.
- On what grounds? queried the judge.
- I didn't think she was dead....
I thought she was an American.
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
→ On crotches.
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.
- Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?
- Sounds great, but how do you make it last for an hour?
- Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.
- Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.
- The same as the short ones, honey.
