Dirty Jokes — best jokes

What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
→ Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.

How is a man like a snow fall?
→ You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What is a man's best friend?
→ His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

Men come in three sizes:
Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll?
→ Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?

- Yeah, I finally let her out!

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
→ THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ breasts don't have eyes

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
→ They miss them all.