Clean Jokes — best jokes

- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.

- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?
→ When your bald!

Why did the bald man go outside?
→ To get some fresh hair!

- My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

- How come?

- When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
→ Because he always uses a razor.

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?
→ Cruising on a clipper.

Why do barbers make good drivers?
→ Because they know all the short cuts.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
→ Because they've lost their locks.

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!