Guest
Proton With Big Hair
What do you call a proton with big hair?
→ A 'froton.
Clean Jokes — best jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Polo Bears And Bald Men
Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Guest
Barber Knock Knock
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Barber!
- Barber who?
- Barberd wire!
Guest
Monster Hair
What side of a monster has more hair?
→ The outside!
Guest
Barber's Phone Calls
How does a barber make phone calls?
→ He cuts them short.
Guest
Hairdresser And Cement
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?
→ Permanent waves!
Guest
Wireless Hairdresser Cross
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?
→ Radio waves!
Guest
Blonde Policeman
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?
→ A fair cop!
Guest
Pen With No Hair
What do you call a pen with no hair?
→ A bald point!
Guest
Haircut Request
- I want a hair cut please.
- Certainly, which one!