Mimes And Light Bulbs
How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 2, the trick is getting them IN there.
Random joke from this category
How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 2, the trick is getting them IN there.
What was the pirate movie rated?
→ ARRRRRRR
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
→ Lettuce alone!
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- I wannup.
- I wannup who?
- You do! I didn't need to know that!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Dwayne.
- Dwayne who?
- DWAYNE THE TUB! I'M DWOWNING!
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Ketchup.
- Ketchup who?
- Catch up with me and I'll tell you!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ida
- Ida who?
- Ida know.
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
→ Meals on Wheels!
Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name?
You think you know it???
Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime.... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!