Business Jokes — best jokes

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.

A Boston brokerage house advertised for a "young Harvard graduate or the equivalent."

Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, "Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?"

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
→ Everything's $100.

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....

Comet cleans sinks!

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
→ He was trying to save time!

A little boy went into a baker's. 'How much are those cakes?' he asked.

'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker.

'How much does one cost?' asked the boy.

'13 cents,' said the baker.

'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents!' said the boy.

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said:
'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!'

Later I learned he was talking about the payments.

What is a banged-up used car?
→ A car in first-crash condition.

Who drives away all of his customers?
→ A taxicab driver.