Blonde Water-Skiing
Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.
How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
→ Come.
How do you know a blonde likes you?
→ She screws you two nights in a row.
Why don't blondes like anal sex?
→ They don't like their brains being screwed with.
How do you get a blonde pregnant?
→ Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Why are blondes like pianos?
→ When they aren't upright, they're grand.
Why do blondes like tilt steering????
→ More head room
Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?
→ So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.