Animal Jokes — best jokes

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
→ Fly past flea.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
→ An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready, steady, glow!

- Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.

- Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

What is the wasps' favorite song?
→ Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

Where do you take a sick wasp?
→ To waspital.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?
→ Ant-elopers.

What do you call a stupid ant?
→ Antwerp.

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant?
→ Decadant.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they're full of anty-bodies!