Animal Jokes — best jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?
→ An antphibian.

- Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?

- Girl: My Aunt

- Boy: No, it's an elephant.

- Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

- First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

- Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
→ Ath-fleats!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
→ Milk and honey.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
→ Spin doctors!