Animal Jokes — best jokes

Who has the best website in the jungle?
→ The Onlion King.

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

How did the flea learn to use the internet?
→ He had to start from scratch.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
→ They never want to log off.

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

- But why do we have to hurry? - said one.

- Can you read, you nut! It says, 'Tear along the dotted line'.

How do fireflies lose weight?
→ They burn calories.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
→ "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

How can you make a moth ball?
→ Hit it with a fly swatter.

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."